Showing posts with label Conversations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations. Show all posts

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Armie Hammer

Mom: "Can you get some baking soda while you're in the pantry?"
Brother: "The Arm & Hammer stuff?"
Mom: "Armie Hammer fucks?"


Brain Fart

In the middle of a conversation with my younger brother...

Me: "Huh?"
Brother: "What?"
Me: "What did you just say? That made no sense whatsoever."
Brother: "What? Brain fart?"
Me: "..."